- This is the story of a guinea pig, Christmas, and how a six-year-old’s life lesson has to do with rabbits.
Earlier this week we had someone ask us if our Holland Lop babies would be ready to go home in time for Christmas morning.Unfortunately the answer is no. It will be right after New Year’s instead (and we’ll do our breeding in better time next year!)
I almost buckled and told them we would make an exception because it was Christmas… and then I had a flashback to the Christmas I was six-years-old.
Christmas was a big deal growing up; our financial situation was always modest so any presents we received were a Really Big Deal.
(When I was seven years old my greatest desire was a Trapper Keeper with kittens on it from Revco, the local drug store. When I woke up that Christmas morning and saw that Trapper Keeper… oh! I just couldn’t get over how lucky I was! Perhaps I was exceptionally excited about the Trapper Keeper because I could remember my gift from the previous year.)
As a little six-year-old, still believing in Santa Claus but realizing that Mommy and Daddy were the financial backing of most gifts, I woke up to a stocking filled with navel oranges, life savers, bubble gum, and a medium-sized cardboard box.
When I unwrapped that cardboard box, there was something amazing inside!A guinea pig!
It was white and brown and very snuggly! It was mine, all mine! Oh, the joy!
I held that guinea pig on our cream-colored velour sofa and gave my heart to it completely. I loved that guinea pig, knowing we were meant to be fast friends.
The guinea pig was so willing to sit calmly on my lap! It was lovely with its pink nose and beaded eyes.
I couldn’t have been happier with my guinea pig!
Right up until the moment I realized it wasn’t breathing anymore.
Yes, folks, my parents gave me a guinea pig on Christmas morning and by lunchtime on Christmas day… it was dead.
Now that I’m a parent, I can only imagine what my own parents were thinking as I came to them, crying, with a dead guinea pig in my arms. The kicker, though, was that I looked at my mom, accusingly, and asked, “Did you get it on sale?!”
My mom assured me they did not get it on sale and we travelled an hour away on Christmas day to another city to pick up a new, very live guinea pig from the breeder.
I remember being depressed about the new guinea pig. I had really loved the first one so the replacement was just… a replacement.
It turns out the guinea pig was separated from its mother too soon in order to send it home for a Christmas-morning reveal.
Nothing puts a damper on the Christmas spirit quite like a dead animal.
I had forgotten this story until today (proof the scars we receive as children really do heal). I told the gentleman asking us about rabbits that we’d provide a professional quality photo to wrap for the gift and visitation rights instead.
We will let our babies go to their homes when they are weaned, not before six weeks. If they are aged six-to-eight weeks, they need to go in pairs, as rabbits who are together just do better. If it’s just a single rabbit, they need to be eight weeks old before they head to their new digs.
And that, my friends, is the end of that.
Tagged: Christmas gift, dead animals and children don't mix, guinea pig, humor, livestock, parenting, Trapper Keeper, what not to give, when the present is awful
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